Bonus #4:
The Viral Hook Formula™
($250 Value)
​The Problem
Most podcasts lose before the first word is spoken.
Your content can be meaningful, thoughtful, even life-changing - but if your title doesn’t meet people where they already are emotionally, they never click. If nobody clicks, nobody listens.
Thumbnails matter just as much.
A great title dies instantly if the visual doesn’t stop the scroll.
The real challenge is balance.
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You need to earn attention without clickbait.
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Signal value without breaking trust.
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Compete with low-effort garbage without becoming it.
That balance is rare. And it’s where most shows fall apart.
Let's make sure yours doesn't.
The Fix
I build the evolving title and thumbnail system that earns your show the click - before a single word is heard.
I’ll personally analyze the top 1% of podcasts in your niche to identify which titles and thumbnails actually drive attention from your target audience - then adapt those lessons to fit your show's unique style and needs. Titles, tags, descriptions, thumbnails are all handled for you, based on your show’s performance data and proven patterns from creators already winning in your niche.
You’ll also get multiple title variations per episode so we can test what actually pulls hardest. Every release is tracked in a simple performance sheet, allowing us to see patterns, learn fast, and double down on what earns attention.
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We figure out what your audience responds to, and mass produce it at scale.
The Result
You stop guessing why some episodes work and others don’t.
Instead, your show develops clear signals - stronger hooks, smarter packaging, and a repeatable system for earning clicks without sacrificing trust. Each upload teaches us something, and we learn the right lessons each time.
Bottom line, you stop hoping for the best and start creating with intention.
Why It Matters To You
Your title and thumbnail is your only chance at getting watched or ignored.
It’s the first impression of your brand, and the moment someone decides if what you’ll say is worth their time. When your titles, tags, descriptions, and thumbnails are crafted from real data and proven psychology, they grab attention and establish you as the authority before you even say a word.
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People are watching my show, which is great.
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But short-form content is the real driver of discoverability right now.
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I don’t want to comb through hours of footage just to find the right clips…
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But I do want a strong presence on that platform.